Category: Eggplant

Urchin Father

Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor [Newport Beach CA, July 5, 1:30 p.m.] [Tim swims and snorkels in the shallow waters of the beach. His wife, Maybel, sits on the beach and sunbathes.] Maybel: Tim, honey, let’s eat!  [Tim remains underwater.] Maybel: Timbelthon Jones, I’m starving. Get out of […]

Gubment

Mario Micallef ’22 An Eggplant Editor [Interior of a recording studio within a semi-abandoned corporate building in a suburb outside of Tampa, Florida, Tuesday, 7 a.m.]  [Chester Bigly, hosts the conservative radio show “Bigly Right” where he has a special guest for the day’s show.]  [Chester holds a […]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays :o)

Hannah Johnson ‘21 Chief Eggplant Editor, A.K.A. “Already Packing” If you’re reading this, and you’re currently an HC student, congratulations! Within two weeks from today, you’ll be completely finished with the Fall 2020 semester. It’s been the longest semester of my life and I definitely feel like I’ve […]

A Very COVID Christmas

Julianna Mariani ‘24 Eggplant Staff Writer It’s the most wonderful time of the year! I don’t know about everyone else, but as soon as I finished swallowing my Nana’s turkey and mashed potatoes it was instant Christmas mode. The car ride home consisted of Mariah Carey on full […]