Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor [Newport Beach CA, July 5, 1:30 p.m.] [Tim swims and snorkels in the shallow waters of the beach. His wife, Maybel, sits on the beach and sunbathes.] Maybel: Tim, honey, let’s eat! [Tim remains underwater.] Maybel: Timbelthon Jones, I’m starving. Get out of […]
Julianna Mariani ’24 Eggplant Editor As we all know, this month was Super Bowl LV. Bucs vs Chiefs. I wasn’t very into the game to be honest, my roommate and I had it on as we did homework but I couldn’t bring myself to watch. It was too […]
Matt Anderson ’21 2017 Brooks-Mulledy Flood Survivor; 2018 Brooks Hall Fire Denier For many of today’s youth, at least before the pandemic, the first year at College is a right of passage. It’s part of a brief flicker of time where it’s socially acceptable for students to crush […]
Matt Anderson ’21 Big Board Guy Featured image by Hui Li ’21.
Kelly Gallagher ’22 Surviving off memes
Mario Micallef ’22 An Eggplant Editor [Interior of a recording studio within a semi-abandoned corporate building in a suburb outside of Tampa, Florida, Tuesday, 7 a.m.] [Chester Bigly, hosts the conservative radio show “Bigly Right” where he has a special guest for the day’s show.] [Chester holds a […]
Hannah Johnson ‘21 Chief Eggplant Editor, A.K.A. “Already Packing” If you’re reading this, and you’re currently an HC student, congratulations! Within two weeks from today, you’ll be completely finished with the Fall 2020 semester. It’s been the longest semester of my life and I definitely feel like I’ve […]
Julianna Mariani ‘24 Eggplant Staff Writer It’s the most wonderful time of the year! I don’t know about everyone else, but as soon as I finished swallowing my Nana’s turkey and mashed potatoes it was instant Christmas mode. The car ride home consisted of Mariah Carey on full […]
Hannah Johnson ‘21 Patron of the Arts I humbly invite all of you, dear readers, to attend the virtual ensemble concerts on the eve of this issue’s publishing, from 7-9pm-ish, or any time in between, because, in case you are a TRUE music department fanatic like myself, every […]
Matthew Anderson ‘21 Guy Who Knew Exactly What He Was Signing Up For Holy Cross students woke up this morning to the long-overdue response by college administrators to the online petition made a month ago to institute pass/no pass this semester. For those who didn’t read the email, […]
Hannah Johnson ‘21 Chief Eggplant Reporter The eyes of US citizens have been making shifty glances at Nevada after the 2020 election debacle. We here at the (Spire) want to offer you an inside look into the mind of Nevada, and what exactly they were trying to accomplish […]
Hannah Johnson ‘21 Chief Eggplant Editor
