Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor [Krispy Kreme Drive-Thru, Conway Arkansas, 5:35 A.M.] [A tan 1999 Toyota Celica pulls up in front of a green and red picture menu display and speaker.] Woman In Speaker: Hi there! Good Morning! Welcome to Krispy Kreme Doughnuts!! My name’s Patty. How may […]
Hannah Johnson ‘21 Wordsmith First years, let’s see how much you’ve learned!! >:) ACROSS 1. the site for gatherings at Kimball, referencing its four small lawns 5. the women’s side of the fourth floor of Brooks, enclosed behind a big old door and card swipe 6. kinda the […]
Mario Micallef ’22 Solanum Melongena Peer across the deserted circus. Its tittinope floors with abandoned popcorn and cotton candy strewn about. Left by shifty poltroonery children. Sodas dropped and split in haste across the sticky floor cry out: Why oh why weren’t we guzzled like the prophecies spake? […]
Brian Saville ‘22 Local Skunk Wrangler With springtime now upon us, students on campus will be flocking to the outdoors to catch some sun and have some fun. We’ve been told by the powers that be that for now, outdoor gatherings are safer than indoor gatherings, but just […]
Hannah Johnson ‘21 Investigator Hi everyone! Have you ever felt a little *conspicuous* on campus? As though maybe, Everywhere you go, a Pub Safe car is watching your movements? If so, then you should Look no further! Today, I am going to do my best to help […]
Julianna Mariani ‘24 Pool Enthusiast At this point, my weekly articles have become life-updates but I had to do another one because (drumroll please)… I got my COVID vaccine last week!! Yes, it’s true. I’m proud of being from Connecticut for two reasons and two reasons only: one […]
Joe Barbieri ’23 Opinions Editor On March 2, Texas Governor Greg Abbott held a press conference where he announced that the state would roll back many of its COVID-19 restrictions, which include lifting its mask mandate and opening businesses and facilities to 100 percent capacity. In the executive […]
Michael Vail ‘24 Certified Fitness Guru When I heard the Jo was finally opening for student use, I was absolutely pumped. It had been a month and a half of sitting around, and it was due time to start lifting weights and running again. The push-ups in the […]
Julianna Mariani ‘24 Eggplant Editor As a freshman at Holy Cross, you have to know how to take an Uber. This is something I had never done before getting to campus, but seeing as you can’t have your car with you it’s imperative you find another way of […]
John Murphy ‘21 Eggplant Editor “Holy Cross begins renovations double as ski resort in the winter” After announcing his intention to step down as president of the college back in September, Fr. Boroughs has been working hard to figure out a way he can leave a lasting impact […]
Hannah Johnson ‘21 metagator Campus is abuzz with excitement about the Jo, a new location advertised for the potential of seeing other people, Not On A Computer. Oh, and I guess there’s also potential for fitness, recreation, and wellness there, if you are interested in that kind of […]
Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor The red T Is where I be. Plan is: meet, eat meat, maybe a treat? The screech & the voice, I stand for Kendall Street. Oh, no. The handle strap. It hit my eyeball, oh crap. I’ve got the plague; I’ve got it […]
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