Category: Eggplant

A Tale of a Freshman

Michael Vail ‘24 Resident Bard (Remote) Gather round, boys and girls, gather round! Tonight, I would like to welcome you all to a compelling story of a young soul beginning college… ‘Twas the night before August when a letter arrived.Young Tyler retrieved it and widened his eyes. It […]

If We Went Back

Mario Micallef ‘22 Eggplant Editor Stumbling back to campus, a group of nine men and three women made a scene in a few beloved late Thursday night hangout spots. Doting masks pulled slightly off the nose, these barbarous individuals proceeded into Dinand and each checked out 6 books […]

Dan Eats

Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor [Dan is a disheveled man dressed in a suit]  [Dan looks to be gearing himself up for something outside of a door, and breathing heavily]  Dan (to himself): I can do this, I can do this.  [Dan walks slowly into the restaurant simply […]