Category: Eggplant

Overheard Holy Cross

Mackenzie Hughes ‘25  Snowy weather sympathizer Two friends in Stein:  “Did you submit the assignment yet?”  “It’s due at midnight.”  “It’s DUE?! I understood it as more of a suggestion”  Between students: “Do they take meal swipes here?”  “This is Fenwick.” Conversation outside Hogan:  “The next Edge shuttle […]

In’s and Out’s: Holy Cross 2023

Mackenzie Hughes ‘25 De-influencer     Gym selfies are out. My opinions are in.     So here we go…    In Out Sharing VHL quizlets                                        The new Base stationGrade inflation “I don’t need to write this down I’ll remember it” Starbucks in Stein  Late-afternoons Filing for bankruptcy on FAFSA  Feuding with your inner demons Crying in front […]

My Resume (Royalty-Free)

Michael Vail ‘24 (Not Sponsored by Starbucks) Just before the start of the Spring 2023 semester, Holy Cross Dining Services announced their partnership with Starbucks, the most successful and influential coffee retailer in the world. When asked to release an official statement on the decision, the President of […]