Jackson Skelley ’20 Eggplant Editor We’ve all heard of the famous Catalina Wine Mixer. Popularized by the 2008 comedy “Step Brothers,” the event is marketed as … Continue reading It’s The Catalina Wine Mixer! And It’s Coming to Holy Cross!
Joe Splattermann Eggplant Editor Misunderstood Nuances of Campus Restroom Use… Eighteen uses, one flush! Everyone knows the rules. The College of the Holy Cross offers … Continue reading To Flush or Not to Flush
Annie Henschel ’19 Eggplant Editor Seniors on the Hill are facing their busiest year yet. In addition to keeping up with their upper-level classes, they now … Continue reading Seniors Could Be Putting Less Effort In
By London England A Broad The College of the Holy Cross welcomed its largest class of incoming first-year students on Move-In Day 2018. The Class of … Continue reading Campus Welcomes 869 First-Year Students and 233 Completely Changed Individuals
By Dewey Decimal Dining in Dinand Dinand Library has undergone many changes this academic year, including the opening of new study rooms and a change … Continue reading Librarians Give Up, Make the Periodicals a Green Zone
Mario Micallef Eggplant Editor “My only regret in life is that my name cannot be erased from the history books; pity on those who must suffer … Continue reading Academic Departments Refuse Whiteboard Donation
Jackson Skelley Eggplant Editor Recently Kimball Dining Hall announced they will be looking to hire more student workers to deal with some of the worst types … Continue reading Chat Cutters Be Warned!
Chris Shakespeare Eggplant Editor Record breaking first year student enrollment has begun to manifest itself as a trend at The College of the Holy Cross. Many … Continue reading Tent at 175th Anniversary Picnic Catches Alternative Housing Coalition’s Eye…
Rev. Philip L. Boroughs, S.J. His Eminence Crusaders were not in the Crusades. Crusaders were not in the Crusades. Crusaders were not in the Crusades. Repeat after me! Good, thank you. Now that that important business is out of the way: In seeking to best represent a 21st Century Holy Cross Crusader—one who massacres social injustice, not innocents— the administration has decided that I alone can fulfill the role of mascot. Iggy has gone the way of the dodo, and the Boro Bro is in. As the Holy Cross Crusaders run out to play Lehigh for the 70th time this … Continue reading Boroughs: I Am the New Mascot
Bobby Tuzzio Chief Eggplant Editor Ladies and gentlemen, it’s official: LeBron James is coming to the New York Knicks. Yes, you heard it here first. The NBA veteran is leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers to join the New York Knickerbockers. LeBron, who has had one of the most prolific careers in the history of the Association, comes to New York with the hopes of winning an NBA title. Keep in mind, the Knicks have not won an NBA championship since 1973. Yes, they were close in 1994 and 1999, but ultimately they came up short. In recent years, the Knicks … Continue reading Eggplant: LeBron Traded to Knicks
Lance Armstrong Sheryl Crow’s Ex Sadism Magazine has named Holy Cross the most bikeable school in the country, beating out schools such as Indiana University Purdue University Indianapolis, University of Alaska-Fairbanks, and University of Phoenix for the title. “We’re very honored to be named the most bikeable college in America,” said President Boroughs. “We really feel that it can help us gain more interest from students across the country—as long as we don’t mention the name of the publication that gave us this award of course.” Sadism Magazine judged schools on a complex criteria that accounted for many factors that … Continue reading Sadism Magazine Names Holy Cross Best Campus for Biking
Bobby Tuzzio Chief Eggplant Editor Following years of being a part of the Adidas family, Holy Cross athletic director Nate Pine announced on Tuesday that the … Continue reading Eggplant: Holy Cross Signs to Big Baller Brand