Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor New England’s Largest Furniture store ‘Rotmans’ claims that they have been robbed. We sent our top reporter to get some information on the case. Tomisthe TheifJones spoke with the manager of Rotman’s to get her take on the matter: Tomisthe TheifJones: Hello. You […]
William and Johnson Browser Toboggan Champs Colleges of the Worcester Consortium have been forced year after year to close facilities and cancel classes due to inclement weather. But, this academic year might be the exception. Minimal snowfall has occurred and it doesn’t look like that is going to […]
Jeve Stobs Broke Have you or a loved one been negatively affected by the recent outbreak of AIRPODs on campus? You may be entitled to financial compensation, because those people cannot hear broke. With the start of the spring semester, it seems as though every single person on […]
Mango Cherry Bliss The Forgotten Flavor In what could be called the most unfair situation of the 2018-2019 academic school year at the College of the Holy Cross, a junior’s supply of Polar Seltzer Summer Edition Flavors has dropped dangerously low, clocking it at only 64 crates. Few […]
Mario Micallef Yes it is true, I am the hill. Go ahead; continue to use and abuse me while reading this message. Every minute of every day your various feet have the nerve to stomp on my heart and dreams; I come with a warning. All of you […]
Scramble, Sr. Can Be Found in Drunk Tank by 8pm With just under 48 hours to go until the Holy Cross Class of 2019’s 100 Days Ball, one senior has just put the finishing touches on her carefully crafted and highly selective 100 Days Ball “kiss list”. According […]
The Holy Cross Marketing Team Meet-and-greet Planners Today, members of the Holy Cross student body lined the hallway outside Father Boroughs’s office for the sole purpose of letting him know what a great job he’s doing. They held signs and cheered every time he walked out of his […]
College of the Holy Cross campus made an unprecedented advance this past month when a student openly declared that he was straight. Although he felt comfortable sharing his identity with me and a few other people in Cool Beans, he requested that I would not include his name […]
Liam Prengerdast Staff-writer On Lindon Lane’s green promenade–the sticks A sculpture lay, the site of many trysts; Whose lofty boughs and branches twisted tight Did witness love and laughter at end of night. Returning home from Caro or Boyden Recovering from the night’s sweet poison, We ‘Saders found […]
John Buzzard ’19 Staffwriter It is finals season and the precious angels that are the student body of Holy Cross are simply drowning in work. As everyone has foregone social interaction in order to write their papers, it really begs the question, “Is Holy Cross just too Academically […]
Annie Hentschel ’19 Chief Eggplant Editor In an appalling display of callousness and cruelty, the Stickwork sculpture was barbarically woodchipped on Tuesday, November 27, after having stood tall for over two years. Stickwork, or “Just off the Beaten Track”, is a structure designed by renowned artist Patrick Dougherty […]
Plymouth “The Rock” Johnson Newly Single Thanksgiving Break is a welcome refuge from classes and (hopefully) homework. Students can look forward to seeing family, hanging out with friends, and turkey that wasn’t cooked in Kimball. For first-year students, many of whom are still in relationships from high […]
