Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor The red T Is where I be. Plan is: meet, eat meat, maybe a treat? The screech & the voice, I stand for Kendall Street. Oh, no. The handle strap. It hit my eyeball, oh crap. I’ve got the plague; I’ve got it […]
Julianna Mariani ‘24 Eggplant Editor As everyone seems to already know, this week’s hot gossip on the hill is the Brooks dorm building getting put into quarantine for 48 hours. But the real tea is who brought it. Rumor has it that some UCONN boys came up last […]
Michael Vail ‘24 Frozen Treat Connoisseur “Hello folks, this is a broadcast live from Cool Beans, and boy do I have a story for you!Over the past month I’ve been on campus, I’ve spent many nights at Cool Beans to burn through my dining dollars. I’ll be honest, […]
Michael Vail ‘24 Reporter Prodigy In-Training This morning, I had the privilege of speaking with freshman Steven Davidson, Class of 2024 (he’s a first-year here at Holy Cross), about his latest activities in the first month he spent on campus. Upon my arrival, he euphorically trudged through the […]
Mario Micallef ’22 [Tim swims & snorkels in the shallow waters of Newport Beach. His wife, Maybel, lays tanning.] Maybel: Tim, honey, let’s eat! [Tim remains underwater.] M: Timbelthon Jones, I’m starving. Get out! [Tim shoots up out of the water screaming and splashing.] Tim: My foot! My […]
Hannah Johnson ‘21 Hopeful? January 31st, 2021, 8 p.m. ET “Dear Class of 2021, We are glad to be here with you tonight, to reflect on your four years at Holy Cross and to look forward to your futures. In these trying times, we come together as a […]
Michael Vail ’24 Eggplant Editor “Hey, it’s me. I, uh, I’m a bit stuck here. Yeah, in Kimball. I know I said I’d be back soon, but, uh, I still haven’t gotten my food. I swiped the damn card at least 20 times and it won’t go through. […]
Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor Breaking news. A letter was sent to The Big Daily Scoop in 1992. This letter has sat behind our basement mailbox. We finally have the rights to publish it (It’s more that I just got really lucky finding it. I wonder if I […]
Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor [Newport Beach CA, July 5, 1:30 p.m.] [Tim swims and snorkels in the shallow waters of the beach. His wife, Maybel, sits on the beach and sunbathes.] Maybel: Tim, honey, let’s eat! [Tim remains underwater.] Maybel: Timbelthon Jones, I’m starving. Get out of […]
Julianna Mariani ’24 Eggplant Editor As we all know, this month was Super Bowl LV. Bucs vs Chiefs. I wasn’t very into the game to be honest, my roommate and I had it on as we did homework but I couldn’t bring myself to watch. It was too […]
Matt Anderson ’21 2017 Brooks-Mulledy Flood Survivor; 2018 Brooks Hall Fire Denier For many of today’s youth, at least before the pandemic, the first year at College is a right of passage. It’s part of a brief flicker of time where it’s socially acceptable for students to crush […]
Mario Micallef ’22 An Eggplant Editor [Interior of a recording studio within a semi-abandoned corporate building in a suburb outside of Tampa, Florida, Tuesday, 7 a.m.] [Chester Bigly, hosts the conservative radio show “Bigly Right” where he has a special guest for the day’s show.] [Chester holds a […]
