Category: Eggplant

Giraffa camelopardalis

Mario Micallef ‘22 Eggplant Editor The Giraffa camelopardalis, or “Giraffe” as the uneducated would put it, is the tallest living terrestrial animal native enough to call the Savanna desert home for millennia. It may come with grave news to the 13 remaining fans of Kiss that Gene Simmons, […]

A Tale of a Freshman

Michael Vail ‘24 Resident Bard (Remote) Gather round, boys and girls, gather round! Tonight, I would like to welcome you all to a compelling story of a young soul beginning college… ‘Twas the night before August when a letter arrived.Young Tyler retrieved it and widened his eyes. It […]

If We Went Back

Mario Micallef ‘22 Eggplant Editor Stumbling back to campus, a group of nine men and three women made a scene in a few beloved late Thursday night hangout spots. Doting masks pulled slightly off the nose, these barbarous individuals proceeded into Dinand and each checked out 6 books […]