Category: Eggplant

Dan Eats

Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor [Dan is a disheveled man dressed in a suit]  [Dan looks to be gearing himself up for something outside of a door, and breathing heavily]  Dan (to himself): I can do this, I can do this.  [Dan walks slowly into the restaurant simply […]

Officer Gracie Elected SGA President

Jocelyn Buggy ‘22 Carole Baskin fed her husband to a tiger On Wednesday, April 1, election results revealed that Officer Gracie of the Dept. of Public Safety was voted Student Government Association President.  The two-year-old Goldendoodle received over 99% of the vote after a month-long campaign. An outspoken […]

News in Brief

Eggplant Staff, but mostly Hannah Johnson ’21 J.D. Power™ Survey Proves that Number of Stairs at Holy Cross Increases by 10% Annually Fr. Boroughs Announces New Academic and Departmental Awards: Most Office Hours Visited, Closest to Failing but Managed to Pass, and Most Money Spent Online Shopping during […]