Tucker Scott ’26
Staff Writer
All Hail Homelander! How do you become the world’s number 1 leader superhero? It’s simple! You do things your way. Homelander may be the most powerful superhero in the world, but the thing that makes him so great aren’t just his powers. It’s also how human he is. Homelander, just like the rest of us, make mistakes, such as the time he went to Iraq to fight a superterrorist, lasering that terrorist, and putting a stop to him immediately. Unfortunately an “innocent” man was caught in the crossfire. But why was he even there in the first place! Plus the thing no one is considering, what if this “innocent” man sucked? What if Homelander accidentally killed another potential super terrorist? Proving once again why Homelander is so great.
Plus that super terrorist was on his way to hurt so many other people had Homelander not stepped in. He is objectively in the right here. And this is just one of his many benevolent acts that we are just lucky to have! He has helped so many people.
One of my personal favorite things about him is that he’s not afraid to show up in public either. He routinely gives speeches and engages with both his most arduous supporters and fervent enemies (of which there are very few and they are all either very crazy or have been radicalized by the jealous Starlight). Everyone has a side and Homelander deserves to not only tell his own story but to be believed and trusted. After all this isn’t some random guy. This is Homelander. Potentially the greatest superhero of all time alongside the likes of Soldier Boy. We owe him the benefit of the doubt considering all he’s done for us and at personal risk to himself and asking for nothing in return
And imagine being so evil that you threaten his own son. I think that guy in that crowd who got lasered had it coming, I’m going to be honest with you. Homelander did what any other father would do but with superpowers. If someone assaulted and threatened my son he would get so lasered so fast. Homelander was doing what any of us would do and was protecting his family.
And don’t even get me started on this ridiculous notion that Starlight is trying to create surrounding him. The propaganda is WILD. She even recorded lines during their acting meetings and tried to frame him being evil. Who does that! Clearly she is just jealous and depressed and acting like a crazy psycho ex after Homelander dumped her.
I’m going to be honest Starlight, that is a really low blow and after that I don’t even consider you a superhero anymore. And by the way everybody we need to support Homelander now more than we’ve ever done. He’s lost Translucent (who don’t you forget was killed by Starlight’s ex and current boyfriend), he’s lost Queen Maeve, Stormfront turned out to be an evil bigot that betrayed him, and as previously mentioned Starlight turned out to be evil and betrayed him. We have to support him now, more than ever so don’t forget to send your donations to Vought. We Stand With Homelander! Down With Starlight! All Hail Homelander!
Featured image courtesy of Deadline
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