Michael Vail ‘24 I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map! I’ve gotten a lot of questions about College of the Holy Cross’ prestigious Integrated Science Complex. Students across campus love the complex; many love it for its architecture, others enjoy […]
Michael Vail ‘24 Reporter Prodigy, Looking to Serve a Cause Greater Than Himself Hot Dog, 440.3 grams of sodium. 2,446% of daily value. Buffalo Chicken, 802.3 grams of sodium. 4,457% daily value. Pork Ribs, 3,251.1 grams of sodium. 18,062% daily value. All of the above statistics were taken […]
Michael Vail ‘24 Trustworthy Employer Position Title: Professional college essay writer Start Date: ASAP Hours: Depends on your typing speed. Pay rate: I can give you like $80 in dining dollars. Background check?: I don’t care how many felonies you’ve committed, as long as you can write. Number […]
Michael Vail ‘24 Freelance Reporter Prodigy Saturday, April 10, 2021, 7:23 p.m. Kimball Hall is roped off from the rest of the campus and firetrucks swarm the area. Starving students beg acquaintances for usage of their remaining dining dollars. Panic ensues. Hello folks, this is a broadcast live […]
Michael Vail ‘24 Certified Fitness Guru When I heard the Jo was finally opening for student use, I was absolutely pumped. It had been a month and a half of sitting around, and it was due time to start lifting weights and running again. The push-ups in the […]
Michael Vail ‘24 Frozen Treat Connoisseur “Hello folks, this is a broadcast live from Cool Beans, and boy do I have a story for you!Over the past month I’ve been on campus, I’ve spent many nights at Cool Beans to burn through my dining dollars. I’ll be honest, […]
Michael Vail ‘24 Reporter Prodigy In-Training This morning, I had the privilege of speaking with freshman Steven Davidson, Class of 2024 (he’s a first-year here at Holy Cross), about his latest activities in the first month he spent on campus. Upon my arrival, he euphorically trudged through the […]
Michael Vail ’24 Eggplant Editor “Hey, it’s me. I, uh, I’m a bit stuck here. Yeah, in Kimball. I know I said I’d be back soon, but, uh, I still haven’t gotten my food. I swiped the damn card at least 20 times and it won’t go through. […]
Michael Vail ‘24 Adult Who Still Plays Dress-Up Remember back in high school when Halloween came around? The secretary began the morning announcements, and as usual, you didn’t listen. Did anyone? But then you heard the word “Halloween.” The costume contest, the event of the year, was being […]
Michael Vail ’24 My name is Amon Gus. I am a freshman at the College of the Holy Cross, and I am petrified. I had just moved into my residence hall about a month ago, and I hadn’t been able to focus on my studies because of some […]
Michael Vail ‘24 Resident Bard (Remote) Gather round, boys and girls, gather round! Tonight, I would like to welcome you all to a compelling story of a young soul beginning college… ‘Twas the night before August when a letter arrived.Young Tyler retrieved it and widened his eyes. It […]
