Matthew Anderson ‘21 Has the Makings of a Varsity Athlete Sometimes real-life events are stranger than anything we can come up with here at The Eggplant. According to a survey by J.D. Power, last month, Holy Cross became the second-largest furniture retailer in the nation (behind Ashley Furniture […]
Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor [Krispy Kreme Drive-Thru, Conway Arkansas, 5:35 A.M.] [A tan 1999 Toyota Celica pulls up in front of a green and red picture menu display and speaker.] Woman In Speaker: Hi there! Good Morning! Welcome to Krispy Kreme Doughnuts!! My name’s Patty. How may […]
Julianna Mariani ‘24 Eggplant Editor For this week’s Spire article, I had the pleasure of interviewing a College of the Holy Cross freshman who recently had an untimely encounter with the steps of Clark. Sandra Der was on her way to her only in-person class of the semester […]
Michael Vail ‘24 Freelance Reporter Prodigy Saturday, April 10, 2021, 7:23 p.m. Kimball Hall is roped off from the rest of the campus and firetrucks swarm the area. Starving students beg acquaintances for usage of their remaining dining dollars. Panic ensues. Hello folks, this is a broadcast live […]
Hannah Johnson ‘21 Wordsmith First years, let’s see how much you’ve learned!! >:) ACROSS 1. the site for gatherings at Kimball, referencing its four small lawns 5. the women’s side of the fourth floor of Brooks, enclosed behind a big old door and card swipe 6. kinda the […]
Mario Micallef ’22 Solanum Melongena Peer across the deserted circus. Its tittinope floors with abandoned popcorn and cotton candy strewn about. Left by shifty poltroonery children. Sodas dropped and split in haste across the sticky floor cry out: Why oh why weren’t we guzzled like the prophecies spake? […]
Brian Saville ‘22 Local Skunk Wrangler With springtime now upon us, students on campus will be flocking to the outdoors to catch some sun and have some fun. We’ve been told by the powers that be that for now, outdoor gatherings are safer than indoor gatherings, but just […]
Hannah Johnson ‘21 Investigator Hi everyone! Have you ever felt a little *conspicuous* on campus? As though maybe, Everywhere you go, a Pub Safe car is watching your movements? If so, then you should Look no further! Today, I am going to do my best to help […]
Julianna Mariani ‘24 Pool Enthusiast At this point, my weekly articles have become life-updates but I had to do another one because (drumroll please)… I got my COVID vaccine last week!! Yes, it’s true. I’m proud of being from Connecticut for two reasons and two reasons only: one […]
Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor The red T Is where I be. Plan is: meet, eat meat, maybe a treat? The screech & the voice, I stand for Kendall Street. Oh, no. The handle strap. It hit my eyeball, oh crap. I’ve got the plague; I’ve got it […]
Julianna Mariani ‘24 Eggplant Editor As everyone seems to already know, this week’s hot gossip on the hill is the Brooks dorm building getting put into quarantine for 48 hours. But the real tea is who brought it. Rumor has it that some UCONN boys came up last […]
Michael Vail ‘24 Frozen Treat Connoisseur “Hello folks, this is a broadcast live from Cool Beans, and boy do I have a story for you!Over the past month I’ve been on campus, I’ve spent many nights at Cool Beans to burn through my dining dollars. I’ll be honest, […]
