Tag: Eggplant

Krispy Vaccine

Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor [Krispy Kreme Drive-Thru, Conway Arkansas, 5:35 A.M.] [A tan 1999 Toyota Celica pulls up in front of a green and red picture menu display and speaker.] Woman In Speaker: Hi there! Good Morning! Welcome to Krispy Kreme Doughnuts!! My name’s Patty. How may […]

An Untimely Fall

Julianna Mariani ‘24 Eggplant Editor For this week’s Spire article, I had the pleasure of interviewing a College of the Holy Cross freshman who recently had an untimely encounter with the steps of Clark. Sandra Der was on her way to her only in-person class of the semester […]

Circus

Mario Micallef ’22 Solanum Melongena Peer across the deserted circus.  Its tittinope floors with abandoned popcorn and cotton candy strewn about. Left by shifty poltroonery children.  Sodas dropped and split in haste across the sticky floor cry out: Why oh why weren’t we guzzled like the prophecies spake? […]

Venture For a Vaccine

Julianna Mariani ‘24 Pool Enthusiast At this point, my weekly articles have become life-updates but I had to do another one because (drumroll please)… I got my COVID vaccine last week!! Yes, it’s true. I’m proud of being from Connecticut for two reasons and two reasons only: one […]

Eye Eye

Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor The red T Is where I be. Plan is: meet, eat meat, maybe a treat? The screech & the voice, I stand for Kendall Street. Oh, no. The handle strap. It hit my eyeball, oh crap. I’ve got the plague; I’ve got it […]

Surprise! Quarantine

Julianna Mariani ‘24 Eggplant Editor As everyone seems to already know, this week’s hot gossip on the hill is the Brooks dorm building getting put into quarantine for 48 hours. But the real tea is who brought it. Rumor has it that some UCONN boys came up last […]