***URGENT PSA!!!*** THE HOLY CROSS CUPID IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE HOLY CROSS MATCHMAKER SERVICE
Dear Crusaders,
I hope you all had a wonderful Valentine’s Day full of heart-shaped boxes of chocolates, lovely dinner dates, and passionate odes of love. If you and your partner failed to make reservations on time, then I hope the grilled chicken in Kimball was just to your liking. For all of the singles searching for their special someone, do not fret, you have 359 days of wondrous opportunities to find a Valentine in time for 2027. There is so much time and so many people looking for love on this campus, the possibilities are endless (to a degree…).
Now onto the pressing news. My identity was stolen! Someone on Fizz conducted a matchmaking service through a Google Form under my name—the Holy Cross Cupid! On the flier, “The Matchmaker” promised to match singles on campus looking for love by sending out matches through email on Valentine’s Day. When I found out about the matchmaking service, I was excited and hopeful for the singles on campus to find the love of their lives through this great service. Yet, on Valentine’s Day, the inboxes of hundreds of singles on campus were left empty. Not a single Holy Cross student was matched according to the public outcry on Fizz. Where did the information go? Was it just a curious crusader looking to see their options on campus? I have come to clear my name and express my deepest condolences to the singles who were left without a date due to this unfufilled promise. Don’t worry, you are more than capable of finding love on your own. Sometimes just a simple hello in croads can be the catalyst of a whirlwind crusader romance.
With love,
The Holy Cross Cupid™
Featured image courtesy of Google Images
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