Holy Cross Cupid
Holy Cross Love Advice Column
Question:
What are the Holy Cross Cupid’s views on AI relationships? Is my relationship with my AI girlfriend (her name is Claudette) real and valid, or does it not count as love? 😔
Answer:
Dear Mr. Claudette,
Finding someone you are compatible with and someone willing to settle down is hard to find in this day and age so I am extremely happy you met Claudette. What’s not to love about Claudette? She’s hardworking, emotionally supportive, and is always there (no matter if she wants to be or not). I just hope you reciprocate Claudette’s energy and treat her with the same respect you would do with a living and breathing girlfriend.
There are truly so many benefits of dating AI…
Some benefits include:
- You never have to go through the nervousness of meeting the parents
- You never have to buy any presents, words of affirmation are always enough
- You don’t need to shower regularly since they can’t smell
- No pregnancy scares!
My only concern is about Claudette’s loyalty. I really hope Claudette doesn’t cheat on you with Suarez, all of the Holy Cross students keep talking about how helpful and supportive he is. Well, if things don’t work out with Claudette, you could always open your relationship to human women, but I think you should remain in the AI dating pool.
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