Caitlin Wiffer ‘27
I’m dressing up as my grades – spooky!
Halloween: a great way to tell someone’s personality. You can say so much through fabric! For those who like to be classic, there are vampires, cats, witches, ghosts. For those who like to show off that they are not like the others, there’s Alexander Hamilton, a participant of the Timothee Chalamet look-alike contest in Washington Square Park, Paul Mescal photographed by paparazzi, the “I’m Sorry – I Can’t – Don’t Hate Me” Post-It from Sex and the City, and of course there’s always Martin Short doing an impression Larry David playing Linus from Peanuts from the SNL sketch “You’re a Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown.” Holy Cross students displayed their love for iconic characters this Halloween, and here at The Eggplant, we decided to rank the scariest costumes we saw. Because even though people can choose cute and fun costumes, there will always be those who choose to terrify civilians.
#6: Small Talk with a Girl who Just Introduced Herself to You and She is Friends with One of Your More Distant Friends so Now You are Stuck Talking to This Girl who is Kind of Nice but There is a Cute Guy Right Behind Her so Now You Have to Figure Out a Way to Leave the Conversation Without Looking Really Rude. (I think they sell this at Spirit Halloween)
#5: Couples Costume: the Holy Cross Skunk and Opossum.
#4: “What do you plan to do career-wise?” This one is terrifying. Do not ask me this.
#3: Lobby Shop Prices. Hahaha. You must think you are sooooo clever. 4/10 not funny.
#2: Men going as Patrick Bateman. ABSOLUTELY not. I am running in the other direction.
#1: Your Face! Mwuahahaha.
Featured image courtesy of @collegeoftheholycross on Instagram
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