Hannah Johnson ‘21
After continually watching privileged college students print way more study guides and readings than they actually need, and waste valuable paper by not printing double-sided or by not checking their print previews before printing, the College has finally released paper-use rankings so that people can feel properly ashamed for not doing their part to conserve vital resources.
ranks? Y’know, that way they can actually feel good.” — A concerned student
I have some helpful advice for anyone hoping to lower their paper-use ranking.
- Don’t print out presentation note taking sheets.
- Don’t bother with study guides.
- Don’t do homework.
Don’t do readings. 💯💯