Tim Elder ‘28
Real Student
After the submission of many re-recognition forms, campus officials are reporting almost 3,000 new Holy Cross students have been discovered.
It is indeed that time of the year where club Presidents, Secretaries and Treasurers have been scrambling across campus looking for those vital 15 signatures. Without those signatures the life of their clubs would sadly perish due to a lack of participation from the student body. Although many students love putting the clubs in their resume, when it comes to literally lifting any finger for the club whatsoever, it seems no one can be found.
Thankfully for all club leaders alike, they aren’t exactly submitting these re-recognition forms to the IRS. Now these club leaders, who promote excellence and integrity, would obviously never falsify these records which makes the recent surge in campus population very questionable. Where could these new students like John Smith and Michael Scott have come from, no one knows.
Campus officials are very skeptical of these recent developments because when the student population times the cost of tuition does not equal what the college is receiving in revenue, heads are turned and eyes are batted.
What is also puzzling is how many recent member additions clubs have had in MyHC. One might think this is because club leaders have hassled their friends to join their clubs at the last minute to keep them alive but club leaders would obviously never commit such an act of treachery. It is truly an unsolvable mystery because no RSO leader would ever lie in order to keep their club alive.
Featured image courtesy of Questbridge
Copy Edited by Sophia Mariani ‘26
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