Greg Hausler ’20 Chief Eggplant Editor Since his release from incarceration for armed robbery and kidnapping, former football star, national icon, and murderer OJ Simpson has made a return to public life via Twitter. While most are anxiously waiting to hear The Juice speak about his time behind […]
Billy Fitzpatrick ’20 and Greg Hausler ’20Roommates and First-Time NBA League Pass Subscribers With the NBA season underway, we take a look at the best and worst teams to watch this year from the perspective of two NBA nerds. Yeah, obviously the LA teams, Philly, and Milwaukee are […]
Name: Greg Hausler ’20 Position: Chief Eggplant Editor (Fall 2019-Present), Eggplant Editor (Fall 2017-Spring 2018), Staff Writer (Fall 2016-Spring 2017) Major: Political Science Life in an Eggplant Headline: Student’s laptop breaks mid presentation due to Reddit NBA streams
Greg Hausler Sports Editor The two-time defending NBA Champion Golden State Warriors appear as dominant as they have ever been. As of October 31st, they are tied for the league lead in wins with seven, and as expected, lead the league in offensive rating by a wide margin […]
Greg Hausler Sports Editor The 2018 NBA season is upon us at last. Per usual, the offseason was a constant barrage of player movement and Woj bombs, from LeBron’s long-awaited move to LA to the current mess of the Jimmy Butler saga. Yet despite all of this […]
Greg Hausler Eggplant Co-Editor/Athlete As of November 8, 2017 the Boston Celtics are in the midst of a 9 game win streak and the team is truly clicking at all levels. One name has stood out during the win streak, 19 year old rookie Jayson Tatum. His […]
Greg Hausler Eggplant Editor Amidst the circus that is the current executive branch of government, President Donald Trump has decided to make a new hire. You may assume that this person is a member of the first family via second or third marriage; You also may assume that […]
Greg Hausler Eggplant Editor On July 21, 2017, Anthony Scaramucci was hired as White House Communications Director. On July 31, 2017, he was fired from the same job. Despite the brevity of his tenure, he showcased more than a few traits that make him a very qualified candidate […]
By: Greg Hausler, Staff Writer With another NBA season coming to a close, of course, it is time for everyone to debate who should win MVP. The 2016-2017 season has been a statistic nerd’s dream season. Russell Westbrook not only averaged a triple-double (31.6/10.7/10.4), but shattered the NBA’s […]
