Greg Hausler ‘20 Eggplant Editor/Gamer Breaking: The Eggplant has obtained records of a Holy Cross student requesting an extension on all assignments due to injury. While this seems like common procedure, our sources have leaked to us that this story is the first of its kind but signifies […]
Greg Hausler ’20Eggplant Editor Life in quarantine is no fun. Life in quarantine with no sports to watch or bet on is quite possibly the closest thing to H E double hockey sticks that anyone could possibly go through. With no sports to watch, I like many others […]
Greg Hausler ‘20Eggplant Editor On Sunday, President Donald J. Trump attended the Daytona 500 and made history as the the second US president to kickstart the Great American Race with the trademark, “Gentlemen, start your engines!” and the first of any president to take a lap in the […]
Greg Hausler ’20 Eggplant Editor It’s that time of year ladies, gentlemen, and first years. Love is in the air, valentines are being sent, and friends are sending dank Valentine’s Day memes to each other. Although the vast majority of us are going to be spending our Valentine’s Day […]
Greg Hausler ‘20 Chief Eggplant Editor Breaking: Father Boroughs has proclaimed that Holy Cross will begin using caucus styled voting to deal with the perpetual bevy of political, social, and environmental issues that arise on THE Mt St. James. For those of you unfamiliar with caucus style voting […]
Greg Hausler ‘20 Chief Eggplant Editor You can’t spell elite without Eli. Giants fans and national audiences alike may have just witnessed our last primetime Eli Manning game. The ESPN broadcast did everything but play “Fix You” by Coldplay or “Ave Maria” as they followed the longtime Giants […]
Greg Hausler ’20 Chief Eggplant Editor As we have made the campus wide transition from Tapingo to Grubhub there has been quite the learning curve for both Grubhub and the entire Holy Cross community. For non first years this learning curve simply consists of changing our vernacular from […]
By Greg Hausler ’20Chief Eggplant Editor With Disney Plus finally joining the streaming wars on Tuesday, November 12, a plethora of companies have been forced to alter their business plans. Disney Plus’ entrance into the streaming game has forced a great many of us to decide between our […]
Greg Hausler ’20 Chief Eggplant Editor Since his release from incarceration for armed robbery and kidnapping, former football star, national icon, and murderer OJ Simpson has made a return to public life via Twitter. While most are anxiously waiting to hear The Juice speak about his time behind […]
Billy Fitzpatrick ’20 and Greg Hausler ’20Roommates and First-Time NBA League Pass Subscribers With the NBA season underway, we take a look at the best and worst teams to watch this year from the perspective of two NBA nerds. Yeah, obviously the LA teams, Philly, and Milwaukee are […]
Name: Greg Hausler ’20 Position: Eggplant Editor (Spring 2020-present) Chief Eggplant Editor (Fall 2019), Eggplant Editor (Fall 2017-Spring 2018), Staff Writer (Fall 2016-Spring 2017) Major: Political Science Life in an Eggplant Headline: Student’s laptop breaks mid presentation due to Reddit NBA streams
Greg Hausler Sports Editor The two-time defending NBA Champion Golden State Warriors appear as dominant as they have ever been. As of October 31st, they are tied for the league lead in wins with seven, and as expected, lead the league in offensive rating by a wide margin […]
