The Trumplican Party: An Examination of Trump’s Demagoguery in the GOP

Joe Barbieri ’23 Alleged R.I.N.O. (Republican in Name Only) Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. Recently, I was scrolling through Twitter and viewing the profile of many conservative politicians, candidates, and commentators. The majority of them have described themselves similarly, […]

Venture For a Vaccine

Julianna Mariani ‘24 Pool Enthusiast At this point, my weekly articles have become life-updates but I had to do another one because (drumroll please)… I got my COVID vaccine last week!! Yes, it’s true. I’m proud of being from Connecticut for two reasons and two reasons only: one […]

Circus

Mario Micallef ’22 Solanum Melongena Peer across the deserted circus.  Its tittinope floors with abandoned popcorn and cotton candy strewn about. Left by shifty poltroonery children.  Sodas dropped and split in haste across the sticky floor cry out: Why oh why weren’t we guzzled like the prophecies spake? […]