Catherine Yaskira ’24 Spreading School Spirit Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. In an UNPRECEDENTED PR stunt, the College of the Holy Cross has changed its mascot from an armor-clad crusader to an armor-clad Anthony Fauci. Armed with vaccines […]
Grace Bromage ’23 Tired of Zoom Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. As we enter our third semester with virutal schooling, it is safe to say that while Zoom is a great tool, it is a vastly different experience […]
Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. “How to Give a Performative Response: Show Students You Care Without Actually Helping” webinar presented by the Holy Cross Deans on Monday, March 29th at 4 P.M. This month’s 15th zoom webinar to […]
Grace Bromage ‘23 Single and ready to mingle… on myHeart?? Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. Covid-19 has certainly changed many aspects of personal life, especially dating. Apps like Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge have seen increased usership since the […]
Caroline Wallace ’23 Thankful Student Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. It is a known fact that students at Holy Cross feel as though the school could do a better job at communicating. Frankly, the 200 e-mails that students […]
Kelly Gallagher ‘22 Winded Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. Name: Bane (of this community’s existence) Hometown: Worcester poured and raised! Major: Physical Education Campus Activities: Hazing new students, forcing people into shape, bringing the community together through shared […]
Bridget Flaherty ‘21 The Jo’s Resident Treadmill Squatter Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. Worcester’s hottest club is … the Jo! It has everything — treadmills, ellipticals, squat racks, college-approved COVID tests, rowing machines, massive bottles of hand sanitizer, […]
Stacey Kaliabakos ‘23 Investigative Journalist Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. For quite a long time now, Holy Cross has been abuzz with the pleasant sounds of construction. The new testing center (I mean, the “Recreation and Wellness Center”) […]
Nicole Letendre ’23 Liaison to the D.U.H. Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. While Holy Cross is known as a relatively safe campus, a recent emergence of a notorious creature on campus has provoked a spike in stolen food […]
Julia Maher ‘23 Mrs. Green Christmas (Heat Miser) Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. When people from other areas of the US travel to New England, they may be bewildered by many things—the obsession with sports teams, the accent, […]
Grace Manning ‘21 Unsolicited Senior Holy Cross Critic Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. The Senior class was relieved to see that they were kept on the list of those who received Father Borough’s email concerning Fall 2021. Without […]
Maggie Connolly ’21 Journalist Rejected from the HFPA Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. We are officially in the thick of the greatest time of year: award show season. It is an exciting year for many newcomers in the […]
