Borough$ Announces Mulledy/Healy Sandwich Renaming Committee

Allyson Noeshghsadufydsiujksgfuhfkdskjcjdhsbvjfgx ’19 Self-proclaimed Spire Dictator Nearly three years after the ever-successful and highly praised Mulledy/Healy Legacy Committee, which was charged with making a recommendation regarding the naming of Mulledy and Healy Halls, Father Borough$ announced a new exploratory committee––the Mulledy/Healy Sandwich Renaming Committee. While the formerly named […]

Sports Banter With The Lads

Charlie Krumsiek ‘20 and Patrick Wareham ‘20 Sports Editors Trout – Human, not Fish – Becomes Richest Athlete Ever Mike Trout has signed the richest contract in professional sports history at a whopping $430 million over 12 years, likely making him an Angel for the rest of his […]

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