Bobby Tuzzio Chief Eggplant Editor Following years of being a part of the Adidas family, Holy Cross athletic director Nate Pine announced on Tuesday that the school was going in a different direction. Pine, in front of countless Holy Cross beneficiaries and alums, said that the Crusaders will […]
Max Chisholm BIG Ideas Guy The Holy Cross community has come together again in yet another groundbreaking display of progress. This evening, the Committee on Crusader Legacy arrived at the decision to once and for all change the name of Holy Cross’ official mascot, the Crusader, to the […]
Rev. Philip L. Boroughs, S.J. His Eminence All I asked y’all to do was READ, damnit. Instead, you defy me- by drinking to the point of inebriation in a damned parking lot? A wine-mixer? Really? I mean, I know Holy Cross is preppy as all hell but I […]
Greg Hausler Eggplant Co-Editor/Athlete As of November 8, 2017 the Boston Celtics are in the midst of a 9 game win streak and the team is truly clicking at all levels. One name has stood out during the win streak, 19 year old rookie Jayson Tatum. His […]
Ty Webb Bushwood Club Champion Yes, it’s the first weekend of November: the time of the year where everyone dresses up in clothes they would probably never wear out any other time of the year. You’re probably wondering: Isn’t that Halloween? Well, yes, but also the next weekend […]
Hames Jallagher Campus Legend Bow before us and bask in our glow, you unworthy peasants! The SGA Senate named The Crusader its student organization of the week and quite frankly, it was long overdue. All other clubs on this campus absolutely suck. I mean, fuck, what’s a SPUD […]
Hameron Jelly Godless Heathen Holy Cross sophomore Ignatius Peter O’Leary V told reporters after the 7 p.m. Sunday Mass in Mary Chapel that, even though he kneels during the Liturgy of the Eucharist at Mass, he denied that he judges his fellow students at Mass who elect not […]
Emily Kulp Chief Copy Editor As many Holy Cross alumni returned to campus for Homecoming Weekend, they enjoyed a tailgate on Freshman Field before heading to the football game. Yet many were surprised or even shocked to hear rumors that Freshman Field will soon no longer be known […]
Greg Hausler Eggplant Editor Amidst the circus that is the current executive branch of government, President Donald Trump has decided to make a new hire. You may assume that this person is a member of the first family via second or third marriage; You also may assume that […]
Bobby Tuzzio Chief Eggplant Editor This is a special Crusader report. Flash drives have repeatedly been seen on and off campus during the last month. Flash drives, otherwise known as thumb drives, pen drives, or jump drives, used to be very popular in the early digital age. While […]
Holin Corrigan Literal Human Garbage An Eggplant special investigation has revealed that the SGA co-presidents Donnie Stephens and Maggie Scanlon are being held hostage by nefarious forces and their weekly update videos are in fact desperate pleas for help. While the identity of hostage takers are still unknown, […]
Greg Hausler Eggplant Editor On July 21, 2017, Anthony Scaramucci was hired as White House Communications Director. On July 31, 2017, he was fired from the same job. Despite the brevity of his tenure, he showcased more than a few traits that make him a very qualified candidate […]
