Matt Anderson ‘21 Award-Winning Holy Cross Choir Roadie Back in 2007, Google™ embarked on an ambitious project, one that would see every one of your ex’s homes photographed. This culminated in what we now call Google Streetview™. Now, in 2020, in a fit of genius as well as […]
Greg Hausler ‘20 Eggplant Editor On Sunday night ESPN aired the first two episodes in its ten-part documentary series on Michael Jordan and the 1997-1998 Chicago Bulls’ last title season titled The Last Dance. Like anything Jordan is involved in, the documentary has been met with mass acclaim […]
Hannah Johnson ‘21 Regular American These are just crazy times we live in. For many like myself, the pandemic completely uprooted our lives, and for maybe a month now, we’ve all embraced social distancing, online learning, and staying healthy and well from our quarantine locations. It’s given me […]
Matt Anderson ‘21 Award-Winning Holy Cross Choir Roadie One Holy Cross Junior has resorted to desperate measures to remain connected to the Holy Cross community. Photo courtesy of Father Boroughs. Back in 2007, Google™ embarked on an ambitious project, one that would see every one of your ex’s […]
Greg Hausler ‘20 Eggplant Editor On Sunday night ESPN aired the first two episodes in its ten-part documentary series on Michael Jordan and the 1997-1998 Chicago Bulls’ last title season titled The Last Dance. Like anything Jordan is involved in, the documentary has been met with mass acclaim […]
Jocelyn Buggy ‘22 Carole Baskin fed her husband to a tiger On Wednesday, April 1, election results revealed that Officer Gracie of the Dept. of Public Safety was voted Student Government Association President. The two-year-old Goldendoodle received over 99% of the vote after a month-long campaign. An outspoken […]
Eggplant Staff, but mostly Hannah Johnson ’21 J.D. Power™ Survey Proves that Number of Stairs at Holy Cross Increases by 10% Annually Fr. Boroughs Announces New Academic and Departmental Awards: Most Office Hours Visited, Closest to Failing but Managed to Pass, and Most Money Spent Online Shopping during […]
Hui Li ’21 and Kim Fetherston ’22 This kept them busy
Matt Anderson ‘21 Still hiding on campus WORCESTER, MA– The College of the Holy Cross, now fully transitioned to online distance learning, has issued a stern disciplinary warning to the members of Caro, Boyden, and College streets, who have since formed an online presence over the remote conferencing […]
Kelly Gallagher ’22A Rising Miranda Priestly Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. The health care system is struggling to stay on top of the coronavirus pandemic, and one of their most pressing problems is the face mask shortage. It’s […]
Mario Micallef ’22Eggplant Editor Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. [8:30 a.m., Rolla, Missouri, Donut King] [Michael and Amanda, sent home from college in Massachusetts due to the coronavirus, walk into a donut shop midway through their trek across […]
We have recently made some adjustments to our editorial board staff positions. Please take note of these important changes. Jackie Cannon, Billy Fitzpatrick Still hiding in Hogan 235 Ethan Bachand, Jocelyn Buggy, Davey Sullivan Just wanted to be on the front page Olivia Pan, Maggie Connolly, Ryen Cinski, […]
