By Bill Dewahl, Staff ‘Writer’ According to a series of SGA media released over the past month, virtue signalling is the only way for Holy Cross students to effectively bring about social justice. “There is never a bad time to proclaim an affirming, inclusive phrase, like ‘Black Lives […]
By Stephan Duncan, Signing Off The entire campus of the College of the Holy Cross has been quarantined by the CDC as a drastic response to a new nerve disease that’s been sweeping the nation. The disease has been discovered to target two specific areas: the ulnar nerve […]
By Trey Belclef. Staff Writer In news that has shocked the Holy Cross community, it has been revealed that on-campus a cappella groups are only a cappella groups due to their inability to buy actual instruments. The colleges groups initially formed to perform as bands, but had to […]
By John Buzzard, Chief Eggplant Editor After several years running as the satire section of The Crusader, I regret to inform our beloved audience and everyone else reading that we will no longer continue to publish the Eggplant. This comes as a result of several letters sent to […]
By Bill DeWahl, Staff “Writer” In a stunning development for the academic world, sociologists nationwide came together this past weekend to release a surprising joint announcement: “This has all been one huge joke.” According to Dr. Caitlyn Bears, a sociology professor at the University of Maine and one […]
By John Buzzard This week we are proud to answer the question that is on everyone’s mind in the Spring semester: who will be playing the Spring Concert? Many people have the false assumption that some ‘relevant’ artist will be playing or someone that is currently popular will […]
By John Buzzard Ah, election season for the SGA. It ebbs and it flows like a winding river. One day we are running for office or senator and then the next day we read about our crushing defeat in the middle of Kimball and try to hold back […]
By Stephan Duncan Invest in Copper In light of recent events following the blockbuster trade between the New Orleans Pelicans and the Sacramento Kings that sent superstar center Demarcus Cousins to New Orleans in exchange for multiple players and draft picks, NBA Commissioner Adam Silver has enacted a […]
By John Buzzard, Chief Eggplant Editor Amidst the daunting culture war that has been shocking the nation for years, a bipartisan ban has been met with widespread appeal. During his string of executive orders, President Donald J. Trump announced that Hawaiian pizza, a pizza with pineapple and ham, […]
By Stephan Duncan, Eggplant Editor All complaints will be filed in the trash Ever since the birth of our country, the act of free speech has been a pivotal, necessary, and protected right that is given to every American born or immigrated. Yet, with that right comes an […]
By Bill Dewahl, Has Games on His Phone Over the past year, Holy Cross has proudly fostered technological ingenuity within the student populace, namely in the up-and-coming field of app development. Students across campus, often from the ranks of the computer science department, have engaged in app development […]
By Bill Dewahl, Staff “Writer” For years, the Lower Kimball chalupa combo has been a staple of the Holy Cross dining experience. In exchange for one of their eight weekly Lower meal swipes, students could indulge their palate with a meal unrivaled at any other campus dining location: […]
