Category: Eggplant

Holy Cross Caucus 2020

Greg Hausler ‘20 Chief Eggplant Editor Breaking: Father Boroughs has proclaimed that Holy Cross will begin using caucus styled voting to deal with the perpetual bevy of political, social, and environmental issues that arise on THE Mt St. James. For those of you unfamiliar with caucus style voting […]

Randy

Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor [A 2004 Panasonic corded desk phone rings] [The ringing stops after the 3rd chimed loop]  Randy (through the phone):Randy  Bernice: Hi Randy, this is Bernice.  Randy: Yeah, I know who it is.  Bernice: I’m going to start the stew around five, do you […]

A Tale of Two Trees

Matt Anderson ‘21 Big Christmas Guy  As finals draw closer and most Holy Cross students teeter the line between ingesting lethal levels of caffeine and having a mental breakdown, a holiday mania has also begun to sweep campus. Trees, tinsel, and Mariah Carey have infiltrated every facet of […]

Eli Manning: In Memoriam

Greg Hausler ‘20  Chief Eggplant Editor You can’t spell elite without Eli. Giants fans and national audiences alike may have just witnessed our last primetime Eli Manning game. The ESPN broadcast did everything but play “Fix You” by Coldplay or “Ave Maria” as they followed the longtime Giants […]

Russian Assertiveness

Hannah Johnson ‘21 Losing it? Forgive poor English, Greg said I need to write with English letters in this article. Hmph. Well, is fine. Writing is not terrible, but you can perhaps notice accent. It has been entire semester in Russia, I have changed in many ways. I […]

Thank You

Hannah Johnson ‘21 Eggplant Editor Finally, I am hydrated. My crops are thriving. My skin is clear, and my grades are up. And it’s all thanks to HC’s Health and Wellness department. This is surely the first time that they “get” me. In fact, surely this is the […]

Stolen Time

Matthew Anderson ‘21 Eggplant Editor Something felt wrong the morning after the time change. At first, I chalked it up to the questionable choice of trusting a Kimball sausage patty. However sitting in Stein, as I emerged from a vivid daydream to look at the time, I was […]