Category: Eggplant

Circus

Mario Micallef ’22 Solanum Melongena Peer across the deserted circus.  Its tittinope floors with abandoned popcorn and cotton candy strewn about. Left by shifty poltroonery children.  Sodas dropped and split in haste across the sticky floor cry out: Why oh why weren’t we guzzled like the prophecies spake? […]

All Downhill From Here

John Murphy ‘21 Eggplant Editor “Holy Cross begins renovations double as ski resort in the winter” After announcing his intention to step down as president of the college back in September, Fr. Boroughs has been working hard to figure out a way he can leave a lasting impact […]

Eye Eye

Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor The red T Is where I be. Plan is: meet, eat meat, maybe a treat? The screech & the voice, I stand for Kendall Street. Oh, no. The handle strap. It hit my eyeball, oh crap. I’ve got the plague; I’ve got it […]

Surprise! Quarantine

Julianna Mariani ‘24 Eggplant Editor As everyone seems to already know, this week’s hot gossip on the hill is the Brooks dorm building getting put into quarantine for 48 hours. But the real tea is who brought it. Rumor has it that some UCONN boys came up last […]