Category: Eggplant

Surprise! Quarantine

Julianna Mariani ‘24 Eggplant Editor As everyone seems to already know, this week’s hot gossip on the hill is the Brooks dorm building getting put into quarantine for 48 hours. But the real tea is who brought it. Rumor has it that some UCONN boys came up last […]

Building Snowmen On the Hill

Michael Vail ‘24 Reporter Prodigy In-Training This morning, I had the privilege of speaking with freshman Steven Davidson, Class of 2024 (he’s a first-year here at Holy Cross), about his latest activities in the first month he spent on campus. Upon my arrival, he euphorically trudged through the […]

Urchin Father

Mario Micallef ’22 [Tim swims & snorkels in the shallow waters of Newport Beach. His wife, Maybel, lays tanning.] Maybel: Tim, honey, let’s eat!  [Tim remains underwater.] M: Timbelthon Jones, I’m starving. Get out! [Tim shoots up out of the water screaming and splashing.] Tim: My foot! My […]

Re-Creep

Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor Breaking news. A letter was sent to The Big Daily Scoop in 1992. This letter has sat behind our basement mailbox. We finally have the rights to publish it (It’s more that I just got really lucky finding it. I wonder if I […]

Urchin Father

Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor [Newport Beach CA, July 5, 1:30 p.m.] [Tim swims and snorkels in the shallow waters of the beach. His wife, Maybel, sits on the beach and sunbathes.] Maybel: Tim, honey, let’s eat!  [Tim remains underwater.] Maybel: Timbelthon Jones, I’m starving. Get out of […]

Gubment

Mario Micallef ’22 An Eggplant Editor [Interior of a recording studio within a semi-abandoned corporate building in a suburb outside of Tampa, Florida, Tuesday, 7 a.m.]  [Chester Bigly, hosts the conservative radio show “Bigly Right” where he has a special guest for the day’s show.]  [Chester holds a […]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays :o)

Hannah Johnson ‘21 Chief Eggplant Editor, A.K.A. “Already Packing” If you’re reading this, and you’re currently an HC student, congratulations! Within two weeks from today, you’ll be completely finished with the Fall 2020 semester. It’s been the longest semester of my life and I definitely feel like I’ve […]