Category: Eggplant

Vocabulary of the Week

Perissology: Greek. The act of not shutting up. Jesus Christ, I start thinking my roommate is majoring in perissology whenever he starts talking about his feelings for Natty Light. Hoddypeak: A fool, simpleton, or blockhead. Quagswag: The act of shaking to and fro. I told my boyfriend he […]

iPhone Jack Removal

Amidst the controversial choice by Apple to remove the headphone jack from the forthcoming iPhone 7, the technological juggernaut has taken it upon itself to announce plans for the iPhone 8, likely to ease tensions between the company and its customers. Apple CEO Tim Cook and Chief Design […]