Category: Eggplant

If We Went Back

Mario Micallef ‘22 Eggplant Editor Stumbling back to campus, a group of nine men and three women made a scene in a few beloved late Thursday night hangout spots. Doting masks pulled slightly off the nose, these barbarous individuals proceeded into Dinand and each checked out 6 books […]

Dan Eats

Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor [Dan is a disheveled man dressed in a suit]  [Dan looks to be gearing himself up for something outside of a door, and breathing heavily]  Dan (to himself): I can do this, I can do this.  [Dan walks slowly into the restaurant simply […]

Officer Gracie Elected SGA President

Jocelyn Buggy ‘22 Carole Baskin fed her husband to a tiger On Wednesday, April 1, election results revealed that Officer Gracie of the Dept. of Public Safety was voted Student Government Association President.  The two-year-old Goldendoodle received over 99% of the vote after a month-long campaign. An outspoken […]