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Krispy Vaccine

Mario Micallef ’22 Eggplant Editor [Krispy Kreme Drive-Thru, Conway Arkansas, 5:35 A.M.] [A tan 1999 Toyota Celica pulls up in front of a green and red picture menu display and speaker.] Woman In Speaker: Hi there! Good Morning! Welcome to Krispy Kreme Doughnuts!! My name’s Patty. How may […]

One Size Does Not Fit All

Julia Maher ’23 Opinions Editor Some women may be familiar with the headache and self-loathing that can result from shopping for clothes. Trying on clothes can make women feel worse about their bodies and wish they were a different size, to the point that they deliberately choose a […]

CH for HC

Eddie Euceda ‘22, Thuy Nguyen ‘22 Guest Contributors  As future Co-Presidents of SGA, Chris and Cole have a strong desire and calling to bring back a belief in something bigger, a belief in the unity of the Holy Cross Community. With the importance of advocating and educating others […]

Crimson Tide Rolls Cross 78-3

By Mike O’Brien ‘23 Knows a Guy Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. In a recent effort by the NCAA to encourage more upsets in college football, coming as a surprise to many, the Holy Cross Crusaders football team […]

[Totally Real] Upcoming Events

Editor’s note: This article appears in our annual Eggplant Edition, comprised exclusively of satirical articles. “How to Give a Performative Response: Show Students You Care Without Actually Helping” webinar presented by the Holy Cross Deans on Monday, March 29th at 4 P.M. This month’s 15th zoom webinar to […]