Julianna Mariani ‘24
Events Planner Extraordinaire
-buy them a Cool Beans milkshake—provided you’ve got some dining dollars left
-give them a tour of your dorm room. Warning: this will only take up about five minutes of time
-sneak them into Kimby: proceed with caution
-give them a tour of campus: also known as a leg workout
-search for wild animals: preferably not rabid ones
-introduce them to all of your friends: also proceed with caution
-bring them on a nature walk: apparently there are multiple opportunities for that this weekend
-stare at some foliage: especially ideal for grandparents
-bring them to all the places you’ve cried about school: they’ll love that
-sit on benches: that’ll definitely kill some time
-most importantly: be safe out there, guys, parents throw some curveballs
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